improving the old

The Twelve Days of Kinky Christmas

I’ll spare us the twelve days of build up. Instead, here’s what the kinky lover sent in grand total.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my kinkster sent to me

Twelve vibrators buzzing
Eleven fingers fingering
Ten tongues a-probing
Nine ladies moaning
Eight hands a-spanking
Seven cocks a-squirting
Six sluts a-laying
Five nipple rings
Four slippery lubes
Three French maids,
Two leather paddles,
And a corset with a lace trim.